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Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use
of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little
Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" * * * * * * * * * * * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." |
This has happened close to me, very close. This is the same train my husband and I took to the airport two weeks ago. It's simply awful, pray for the victims that are still alive and critical in the hospitals.
I ran into an old girlfriend from High School the other day. We went to lunch and got caught up on what was happening in each others lives. It was really fun and wow, have the both of us changed!
Anyhow, we started talking about school and onward to the High School lunch hour. For instance, what was our favorite school cafeteria food and if we snuck off campus, where our favorite place was to go.
I would buy the same thing just about everyday. I would get a hunk of French bread, (or two) saturated with melted butter on top and one of their HUGE chocolate chip cookies.
If we snuck off campus, we would go to A&W Root beer and I would get an order of Taquitos and onion rings. Can you imagine how fat I must have been? Well, the amazing thing is that I never weighed more than 98 pounds in high school!
After school, on the way home, we would stop at the Dairy Queen and I would always get a grape soda fountain drink. Those were the best! I would also get a soft serve. Yeah the combination was great, LOL.
Of course we talked about other things, like ditching school, the parties we went to, the teachers we liked, etc.
It was great having all those memories come flooding back!
Anyhow, we started talking about school and onward to the High School lunch hour. For instance, what was our favorite school cafeteria food and if we snuck off campus, where our favorite place was to go.
I would buy the same thing just about everyday. I would get a hunk of French bread, (or two) saturated with melted butter on top and one of their HUGE chocolate chip cookies.
If we snuck off campus, we would go to A&W Root beer and I would get an order of Taquitos and onion rings. Can you imagine how fat I must have been? Well, the amazing thing is that I never weighed more than 98 pounds in high school!
After school, on the way home, we would stop at the Dairy Queen and I would always get a grape soda fountain drink. Those were the best! I would also get a soft serve. Yeah the combination was great, LOL.
Of course we talked about other things, like ditching school, the parties we went to, the teachers we liked, etc.
It was great having all those memories come flooding back!
So, what did you like to order in the school cafeteria and where was your local hangout at lunch or after school?
I get to go to Tuesdays performance of American Idol! How awesome is that!
Have a history teacher explain this-----
if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy
was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President
in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were
particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children
while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a
Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird...
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary
was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were
succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who
succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy,
was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in
1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in
1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are
composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat...
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot
in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater
and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a
warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was
in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn
Monroe.
Creepy huh?
A Girl with an Apple
August 1942. Piotrkow, Poland. The sky was gloomy that morning as we waited anxiously. All the men, women and children of Piotrkow's Jewish ghetto had been herded into a square. Word had gotten around that we were being moved. My father had only recently died from typhus, which had run rampant through the crowded ghetto. My greatest fear was that our family would be separated.
"Whatever you do," Isidore, my eldest brother,
whispered to me, "don't tell them your age. Say you're sixteen". I was tall for
a boy of 11, so I could pull it off. That way I might be deemed valuable as a
worker. An SS man approached me, boots clicking against the cobblestones. He
looked me up and down, then asked my age. "Sixteen," I said. He directed me to
the left, where my three brothers and other healthy young men already
stood.
My mother was motioned to the right with the other
women, children, sick and elderly people. I whispered to Isidore, "Why?" He
didn't answer. I ran to Mama's side and said I wanted to stay with her. "No,"
she said sternly. "Get away. Don't be a nuisance. Go with your brothers." She
had never spoken so harshly before. But I understood: She was protecting me. She
loved me so much that, just this once, she pretended not to. It was the last I
ever saw of
her.
My brothers and I were transported in a cattle car to
Germany. We arrived at theBuchenwald concentration camp one night weeks later
and were led into a crowded barrack. The next day, we were issued uniforms and
identification numbers. "Don't call me Herman anymore." I said to my brothers.
"Call me
94983."
I was put to work in the camp's crematorium, loading
the dead into a hand-cranked elevator. I, too, felt dead. Hardened, I had become
a number. Soon, my brothers and I were sent to Schlieben, one of Buchenwald's
sub-camps near Berlin. One morning I thought I heard my mother's voice Son, she
said softly but clearly, I am sending you an angel. Then I woke up. Just a
dream. A beautiful dream. But in this place there could be no angels. There was
only work. And hunger. And fear.
A couple of days later, I was walking around the camp,
around the barracks, near the barbed-wire fence where the guards could not
easily see. I was alone. On the other side of the fence, I spotted someone: a
young girl with light, almost luminous curls. She was half-hidden behind a birch
tree. I glanced around to make sure no one saw me. I called to her softly in
German.
<>
"Do you have something to eat?" She didn't understand.
I inched closer to the fence and repeated question in Polish. She stepped
forward. I was thin and gaunt, with rags wrapped around my feet, but the girl
looked unafraid. In her eyes, I saw life. She pulled an apple from her woolen
jacket and threw it over the fence. I grabbed the fruit and, as I started to
run away, I heard her say faintly, "I'll see you tomorrow."
<>
I returned to the same spot by the fence at the same
time every day. She was always there with something for me to eat - a hunk of
bread or, better yet, an apple. We didn't dare speak or linger. To be caught
would mean death for us both. I didn't know anything about her just a kind farm
girl except that she understood Polish. What was her name? Why was she risking
her life for me? Hope was in such short supply, and this girl on the other side
of the fence gave me some, as nourishing in its way as the bread and
apples.
<>
Nearly seven months later, my brothers and I were
crammed into a coal car and shipped to Theresienstadt camp in Czechoslovakia..
"Don't return," I told the girl that day. "We're leaving." I turned toward the
barracks and didn't look back, didn't even say good-bye to the girl whose name
I'd never learned, the girl with the apples.
<>
We were in Theresienstadt for three months. The war
was winding down and Allied forces were closing in, yet my fate seemed sealed.
On May 10, 1945, I was scheduled to die in the gas chamber at 10:00 AM. In the
quiet of dawn, I tried to prepare myself. So many times death seemed ready to
claim me, but somehow I'd survived. Now, it was over. I thought of my parents.
At least, I thought, we will be reunited.
<>
At 8 A.M. there was a commotion. I heard shouts, and
saw people running every which way through camp. I caught up with my brothers.
Russian troops had liberated the camp! The gates swung open. Everyone was
running, so I did too.
<>
Amazingly, all of my brothers had survived; I'm not
sure how. But I knew that the girl with the apples had been the key to my
survival. In a place where evil seemed triumphant, one person's goodness had
saved my life, had given me hope in a place where there was none. My mother had
promised to send me an angel, and the angel had come.
<>
Eventually I made my way to England where I was
sponsored by a Jewish charity, put up in a hostel with other boys who had
survived the Holocaust and trained in electronics. Then I came to America, where
my brother Sam had already moved. I served in the U. S.Army during the Korean
War, and returned to New York City after two years. By August 1957 I'd opened my
own electronics repair shop. I was starting to settle in.
<>
One day, my friend Sid who I knew from England called
me. "I've got a date. She's got a Polish friend. Let's double date." A blind
date? Nah, that wasn't for me. But Sid kept pestering me, and a few days later
we headed up to the Bronx to pick up his date and her friend Roma. I had to
admit, for a blind date this wasn't so bad. Roma was a nurse at aBronx hospital.
She was kind and smart. Beautiful, too, with swirling brown curls and green,
almond-shaped eyes that sparkled with life.
<>
The four of us drove out to Coney Island. Roma was
easy to talk to, easy to be with. Turned out she was wary of blind dates too! We
were both just doing our friends a favor. We took a stroll on the boardwalk,
enjoying the salty Atlantic breeze, and then had dinner by the shore. I couldn't
remember having a better
time.
<>
We piled back into Sid's car, Roma and I sharing the
backseat. As European Jews who had survived the war, we were aware that much had
been left unsaid between us. She broached the subject, "Where were you," she
asked softly, "during the war?" "The camps," I said, the terrible memories still
vivid, the irreparable loss. I had tried to forget. But you can never
forget.
<>
She nodded. "My family was hiding on a farm in
Germany, not far from Berlin," she told me. "My father knew a priest, and he got
us Aryan papers." I imagined how she must have suffered too, fear, a constant
companion. And yet here we were, both survivors, in a new world.
<>
"There was a camp next to the farm." Roma continued.
"I saw a boy there and I would throw him apples every day."
<>
What an amazing coincidence that she had helped some
other boy. "What did he look like? I asked. He was tall, Skinny, and Hungry. I
must have seen him every day for six months." My heart was racing. I couldn't
believe it. This couldn't be. "Did he tell you one day not to come back because
he was leaving Schlieben?" Roma looked at me in amazement "Yes," That was me! "
I was ready to burst with joy and awe, flooded with emotions. I couldn't believe
it. My angel.
<>
"I'm not letting you go." I said to Roma. And in the
back of the car on that blind date, I proposed to her. I didn't want to wait.
"You're crazy!" she said. But she invited me to meet her parents for Shabbat
dinner the following week. There was so much I looked forward to learning about
Roma, but the most important things I always knew: her steadfastness, her
goodness. For many months, in the worst of circumstances, she had come to the
fence and given me hope. Now that I'd found her again, I could never let her
go.
<>
That day, she said yes. And I kept my word. After
nearly 50 years of marriage, two children and three grandchildren I have never
let her go.
<>
Herman Rosenblat Miami Beach, Florida
Have you ever thought about your life and what you wanted it to be and what it actually turned out to be? I do that all the time lately.
I'm married and have two boys. My oldest son is married and living in another state and soon will graduate from medical school. My younger son is living at home, but preparing to move out. I need to go back to work after a three year hiatus, but I don't know what I want to do, or what I'm qualified to do. ~sigh~ I have actually had thoughts of running away for awhile, just to be by myself to think things out. Don't get me wrong, I love my family, but I have begun to feel lost. Misplaced. Unsure of my life.
It's like an awakening. Almost like I've been in a cocoon and I'm breaking out, but I'm not sure where to go or what to do. Has anyone else had these feelings? Maybe it has to do with the fact that I have to go back to work and I'm scared. That's probably it. . I've been enjoying taking care of my home, cooking and not feeling stressed everyday. Financially though, I need to work. We still have a mortgage to pay off.
Geez, smack me. Really. I need to do my share. I can get a job, I know that.
After going to Rubicon's blog and reading about the concerts he'd gone to, I thought it would be fun to look back and remember the bands I've seen. Woah, I didn't realize the list would be so long!! These aren't in any particular order, just as I remembered them.
Enjoy the flashback!
Chicago x2
Rolling Stones x2
Peter Frampton
The Doobie Brothers x2
Foreigner x3
The Motels
Lifehouse
Keith Urban
The Judds
The Allman Brothers x4
Linda Ronstadt
Paul Abdul (she sucked)
The Temptations
Gladys Knight and the Pipps
Cher
George Benson (snooze)
John Mayer
George Harrison
Ringo Starr and his all star band
Santana
The Bangles
Elton John x2
Guns n Roses
R.E.M
The Black Crows
Gin Blossoms
Jefferson Starship
Al Green
Eddie Money
The Beach Boys x2
Wayne Newton (haha, yep someone gave us tickets, he was awesome!)
The Wild Flowers (Bob Dylan's son)
Leon Russell (awesome concert!)
I forgot I went to the 1978 California Jam ll, so I have to add..
Ted Nugent
Aerosmith
Dave Mason
Heart
Frank Marino and Mohogany Rush
Rubicon
I still feel like I left a couple out, probably come to me in the next couple of days. Now I'm ready to see the kinks when they come around this way!
I still would like to see Madonna, I bet she's awesome in concert. Also NoDoubt and many others.
Enjoy the flashback!
Chicago x2
Rolling Stones x2
Peter Frampton
The Doobie Brothers x2
Foreigner x3
The Motels
Lifehouse
Keith Urban
The Judds
The Allman Brothers x4
Linda Ronstadt
Paul Abdul (she sucked)
The Temptations
Gladys Knight and the Pipps
Cher
George Benson (snooze)
John Mayer
George Harrison
Ringo Starr and his all star band
Santana
The Bangles
Elton John x2
Guns n Roses
R.E.M
The Black Crows
Gin Blossoms
Jefferson Starship
Al Green
Eddie Money
The Beach Boys x2
Wayne Newton (haha, yep someone gave us tickets, he was awesome!)
The Wild Flowers (Bob Dylan's son)
Leon Russell (awesome concert!)
I forgot I went to the 1978 California Jam ll, so I have to add..
Ted Nugent
Aerosmith
Dave Mason
Heart
Frank Marino and Mohogany Rush
Rubicon
I still feel like I left a couple out, probably come to me in the next couple of days. Now I'm ready to see the kinks when they come around this way!
I still would like to see Madonna, I bet she's awesome in concert. Also NoDoubt and many others.
What do you do for fun when you're broke?
Submitted by Kim.
I like to go to a public place, for instance, a park, shopping mall, etc and "People watch." I could do that for hours! It's very interesting to watch people go about their everyday lives and see how different we all are.
I'm new here, so if you stop by, say hello!
I couldn't believe how many templates there were to choose from. Does anyone know if you can edit them to your own liking? Anyhow, give a shout in my shoutbox and I'll be back soon to dish out the dirt, haha.
I couldn't believe how many templates there were to choose from. Does anyone know if you can edit them to your own liking? Anyhow, give a shout in my shoutbox and I'll be back soon to dish out the dirt, haha.
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